You Can't Yell Dilly Dilly At The Masters Or You'll Get Kicked Out

Joe Starkey Hates How Uptight The Masters Is With Their Rules

Kraig Riley
April 03, 2018 - 6:34 pm
The Masters Has A List Of Banned Phrases

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PITTSBURGH (93.7 The FAN) - The news came out today that Augusta National has given its workers a list of phrases that if a fan yells them, they should immediatley be thrown out, and Joe Starkey is livid.

Phrases such as "Dilly Dilly" will warrant an automatic ejection if a fan yells them after a golfers swing.  This year has seen several instances of golfers getting upset with fan behavior, so this isn't a huge surprise.

But Joe Starkey will have none of it.

"I hate golf!  Get the hell out of here!  Put kegs on the course.  Let people heckle.  Let them throw things at the golfers.  I can't stand golf!"

That's not where it stopped for Joe though as he has regrets about not ruingin golf events during his youth.

"I wish in my younger days I had thought of going to a golf tournament and trying to wreck it.  Just like a Masters crasher.  I would have loved to have done that."

All that being said, Joe admitted that Tiger being back means he'll watch this week, just like every other casual golf fan.